Dead In Bed ( Book #1 ) – Bailey Simms ( Wattpad )

Book Description

You’ve never, ever read a book like this.

When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young’s small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes.

DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland.

For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who’s willing to do anything — no matter how difficult or morally questionable — in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . .

Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she’s determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she’s never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey’s fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.

IMPORTANT NOTE

It has been taken under consideration that this might be the authors first approach at writing. No words from my side are meant to be harmful for the writer.

My Thoughts

The description didn´t lie. NEVER have I read anything like `Dead In Bed`, by Bailey Simms / Adrian Birch, before. It´s also most definitely unique. Not strikingly unique, but definitely… different. 

It´s obivous the writer is Adrian Birch and he´s not bad at writing stories about girls who write stories. For me- that little fact is the only excitement I got from any of this. The rest was just me trying to fight own my coca cola and keeping my blood pressure at bay.

When I read the book description I knew `Dead In Bed` was going to be a total wacko read. The title alone doesn´t send off a romantic vibe.  What I didn´t know was how off the charts weird it would be.

As an avid reader I´ve read my fair share of stories from all corners of a bookstore. Sci-Fi, Paranormal, Romance, Erotica, Young / New Adult, Fantasy are apart of my world. Fairies, Fees, Baby Billionaires, Rockstars, Zombies, Vampires, Wolves, Mermaids, Princesses, Kings.. YOU name it. I´ve been there, bought the t-shirt and waved good-bye.

Now I can add „ infected,sex-driven small town folks“ to my list.

Okay. Let´s work through this step by step:

  • Multiple genres. We have New Adult, Dystopian, Sci-Fi, Suspence, Thriller. Those stick out the most. Not a bad combo but there´s actually alot more that can´t be mentioned because the genre´s aren´t defined. I wouldn´t know under which category to put this read even if you paid me to do so.
  • The characters were transparent. It´s hard to appreciate a character when a reader cannot feel them on any level ( no matter what they are. Zombies not included ). They were mentioned and each figure had a role to play… yet none were strong enough to shine through.
  • The evil virus. Okay- I cannot imagine how hard it is to include something like that into a story but if you do then a reader needs a little more insight than having nothing to work with from the start. Just letting a character wake up in a trashed hotel room and adding more plot holes than depth won´t cut it.
  • The evil virus 2.0. Think Toxoplasmosis only more warped. The small town folk can spread the virus by having sex. There are then three stages a person goes through before they end ( however that may be ). Each stage brings a new level of hornyness. In the third stage people become numb and mindless and only want to hump.

Sounds interesting, right? Well, I think it does. It actually sounds like a warped fantasy from someone, but hey- to each is there own. If it weren´t for the plot holes inbetween then I´d say this would have been a positively unique story. ( Gotta have an open mind, people.)

  • The sexual drive caused by the parasite- And this is where the writer confuses me. Sex-drive? The subject has been touched in this read. It´s also been mentioned and shortly described. But there was alot more groping and and less graphic scenes than I thought there would be. Characters witness cars rocking back and forth by people who were having sex inside, etc.THAT may be a personal issue but it felt like I was cheated on.
  • It seems like there should have been romance in here. I have yet to find romance. ( said the romance reader)
  • The author notes between chapters: Okay. Here´s where I didn´t know if this was a joke or if the writer was being dead serious. Let´s say reading those notes was an experience I will hopefully soon forget.

You know, in the end of the day a story is still just a story and a writer can do as they please.

But when I see the writers numbers and see the little Wattys 2016 sticker on the book cover plus all the comments I truly believed I hit the jackpot.

The plain and simple truth is- This story wasn´t just wacko… it made me want to take a break from reading.

Also worth a mention:

  • choppy dialogue
  • super short chapters
  • many many chapters
  • little detail
  • no horror ( although added in the tags )
  • NO HORROR ( although the story is #2 in the Wattpads Horror list )

This could have been an amazing read. But it wasn´t. It was far from it.

The Cover – 5 stars ( To be fair- The cover is pretty. It almost looks exactly like my own cover for my review book. )

The Story – 1 star ( A true unique idea- poorly executed )

The Characters – 1 star ( No depth. No strength. They had no real purpose besides humping and running)

My emotional state after finishing this read Besides confused? I´m also not in the best of moods.

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I´m giving `Dead In Bed` ( Book #1 ), by writer Bailey Simms / Adrian Birch 1 out of 5 stars

To read Dead In Bed all you need to do is click here. Keep an open mind and whatever you do….keep it together.

And the Meek Shall Walk – Shaun Allan ( Wattpad )

 

Book Description

Princess Aren is determined to make the human who killed her mother and exiled her people to the bottom of the ocean pay. To do so, she must go to extremes of pain and heartache in her search for justice.

Aren, however, is no sweet, happy mermaid. To kill is to ignite a fire of passion in her heart which only the savage letting of blood can satiate. She will go to any lengths to find the man responsible, including cutting off her own tail and sewing, in its place, a pair of human legs – legs she tore from one of the many humans she had murdered.

With the unwilling help of the sea witch, Princess Aren must go ashore and hunt for her mother’s killer. But, in doing so, the worlds above and below the ocean will clash in ways neither thought possible!

** Wattpad Featured **

My Thoughts

Picking out a story to read on Wattpad comes pretty close to window shopping. You spend so many hours on the hunt for that special somthing to wear / read until you actually find what you´re looking for. Only books are a bit like russian roulette.

It wasn´t the cover that grabbed my attention- It was the title.And the Meek Shall Walk“ by Shaun Allan… what a brilliant read. 100% unpredictable, 100% captivating and oh-so off the charts cool. In all honestly- how often does one read about a mermaid who collects body parts from humans?

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The story is basically a retell of the classic „The Little Mermaid“ written by Hans Christian Andersen ( Don´t even attempt to think about the Disney version ) … only Shaun Allan´s version is a little vicious and more shocking with lots of surprises.

Stories that have the ability to surprise a reader are the best! And with „And the Meek Shall Walk“ it felt like I was exploring a whole new territory filled with loads of awesomeness. A beautiful darkness I wished would never end.

Now- the end was something that completely threw me off. I wasn´t expecting what happened. Even the epilogue felt like a loved one was stabbing me in the heart with a smile in their face. Quite bittersweet but still amazing.

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A fully recommendable story for anyone who loves themselves some great writing, great characters, and an end that will leave a reader stunned.

The Cover – 5 stars ( I´m a huge fan of simplicity. The cover image is perfect. A total eye catcher)

The Story – 5 stars ( a little horror here, a tad romance there, the element of surprise, twist of events…. An absolute fabulous story )

The Characters – 5 stars ( Although all were wonderful in their own way I have to say Aren was my favorite. The transformation her character went through was fantastic. At first vicious, then kind, then life happened…. * sigh * )

My emotional state after finishing this readcompletely satisfied. A true fairytale that will stick with me for a while.

I´m giving `And the Meek Shall Walk` by Shaun Allan 5 out of 5 stars

To read `And the Meek Shall Walk` all you need to do is click here and enjoy!

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The Lost ( Whitechapel Chronicles #2) by Lindsey Clarke ( Wattpad )

Book Dscription

‘Whitechapel. The East End of London. Streets of tawdry degradation and grisly dark crimes of unlimited horror…..’

From the comforts of London’s middle class suburbia, to taking refuge in an old abandoned asylum in Whitechapel, Megan’s life has changed immeasurably since meeting the vampire, Harper Cain. Now living with Harper, his blood brother Garrick and Garrick’s gang of mercenaries,

Megan finds herself at the centre of an age-old war between the vampires and their enemies, the lycan-esque Varúlfur. Still struggling to cope with the turn her life has taken, Megan discovers that not only is she unable to escape the ghosts of her past, but she is going to have to contend with some very dark revelations about her future.

A vampire with the history of Whitechapel running through her veins she might be, but Megan will soon learn that there are far worse things to be frightened of than ghosts.

*** Spoiler free Review ***

 

My Thoughts

`The Lost` is the second installment in The Whitechapel Chronicles. And since author Lindsey Clarke has not once disappointed me I just knew the second part of the dark vampire tale was going to blow my mind. And I was right. I thought `Playing Dead` ( book #1 ) was genius….

I won´t waste anyone´s time giving my own description of the story because I completely lack that skill ( in other words- I suck at it ). I will, however, say one thing- Lindsey Clarke is AMAZEBALLS. `The Lost` is flipping brilliant!

The story:

Megan, Harper and Brandon´s story continues and the path they take is unexpected and far from easy ( emotionally and physically ).

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After the events in `Playing Dead` I never thought Megan could be confronted with anything worse. I mean- turning into a vampire and finding out your husbands fury secret is tough, but not as tough as what happens in this part of the story.

New characters are introduced, challenging Megan and Harper and the entire vampire race. The obstacles become more and more challenging. The characters thread into more unknown territories.
A lot is at stake. Are the characters up for saving the world as it´s known? Will Megan find the answers to her questions? Will she ever see the light in the never ending dark tunnel?

I cannot being to tell you how extremely nail-bite-worthy `The Lost` is ( in fact- I´d probably end up writing a full novel explaining every awesome detail about this story, so best I don´t start.).

What´s extremely noticable is how much Megan´s character has grown. The Megan from the beginning is long gone and is replaced by a curious, head strong woman who knows what she wants and won´t stop for anything to get what she needs… even if that means going against Harper.

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With `The Lost` being the second book in the series, one would think that this is a bridge to the grande final. It isn´t. `The Lost ` feels like a warm up story, getting ready to blow a reader´s mind.

My mind has been blown away already and there´s still `Savage Wings` ( book #3 ).

If it were up to me, this story would never end.

The Cover- 5 stars ( It fits perfectly with the first cover. The coloring is fab and catchy. ❤ )

The Story – 5 stars ( I´m not sure my heart can handle more. But it has to, damn it! Extremely well thought through story. LOVE IT! )

The Characters – 5 stars ( The author has an evil side. She creates characters you want to take home with you and then does the unthinkable to them. I guarantee- you will want a Harper Cain, a Brandon and even a Garrick. You´ll want a Josiah, a Fenton… all at your beck and call.)

My emotional state after finishing `The Lost`– Drained in the best possible way ever. Totally satisfied but afraid to continue at the same time.

I´m giving `The Lost` ( The Whitechapel Chronicles #2 ) by author Lindsey Clarke 5 out of 5 stars

`The Lost`, along with `Playing Dead ( book #1) can be read for free on Wattpad. All you need to do is click here and begin to read. Don´t forget to leave a comment for the author and a vote.

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Once Upon Now ( Anthology)- Wattpad

Book Description

 An exclusive collection of new modern tales with a fantastical twist, from some of the most beloved writers on Wattpad.

Discover this anthology of everyday stories influenced by fairytales and mythology—from ten Wattpad authors, all voted by the site’s users, featuring your favorite celebrities, all with a touch of fantasy and whimsy. If you enjoyed the collectionImagines, you’ll love Once Upon Now!

My Thoughts

Move over, Imagines! `Once Upon Now` is taking over and ready to conquer the book world!

I´ve got three words for this anthology- I LOVE IT!

`Once Upon Now` is every fairytale-lovers dream come true. Each story has been written by Wattpad´s créme de la créme and boy did they pull some small masterpiece together! We´re talking about modern tales inspired by classic fairytales we all grew up with. Rapunzel, Pinnochio, Sleeping Beauty and even the Princess and the Pea have been properly pimped and twisted and woven into original ideas and I can´t begin to tell you how utterly cool the outcome is.

One book + 10 Wattpad writers = one bundle of hellish great stories!

If you´re looking for something new, something that´s 100% entertaining and full of hope, punishment, love ( !!!! Love is always IMPORTANT) and glamour then you better check this book out.

Danielle Banas, Mikaela Bender, J. M. Butler, Debra Goelz, Shannon Klare, R. S. Kovach, Ali Novak, Tammy Oja, Christine Owen and Jesse Sprague- all these ladies kick some serious ass!

I´m giving `Once Upon Now` 5 out of 5 magical stars

Get your copy now! All you need to do is click here and begin to read! 

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Cuptid´s Match – L. E. Palphreyman

Book Description

In a world where everyone has a perfect match, what if you were matched with the dangerous, notoriously good looking, original bad boy….Cupid himself?

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Dear Lila, I am contacting you on behalf of The Cupids Matchmaking Service. You will not have heard of us but we are an organisation that work behind the scenes of society, identifying each person’s perfect match. Usually we would not contact our clients. We prefer to work in secrecy – setting up the ideal environment for the two matches to have a chance encounter. Recently, however, we ran your details through our system and…well….in your case… We think you’d better come in. Please respond at your earliest convenience. Yours Urgently, The Cupids Matchmaking Service

My Thoughts

`Cupid´s Match` by L. E. Palphreyman is plain and simply cute. I never expected to love this story as much as I do. This might be my favorite Young Adult / fantasy story 2016!

There are quite a few Cupid stories on Wattpad but not one I´ve read ( so far ) was as fun as this version of Cupid.

A total page-turner!

The intro was so darn catchy I couldn´t put this story down. How do you avoid your own match? Ha. You don´t.

Lila had no intention of being anyones match unless it was her own boyfriend. But after receiving numerous letters from The Cupids Matchmaking Service she decided to end the harrassment and tell the 3,000 year old business that she wanted her name scratched off their contact list since she never signed up for anything.

It was their mistake, right? Little did Lila know that the love matching company didn´t make a mistake. She was, by all that´s pink and fluffy, someone elses match. Someone Lila never thought actually existed. Someone who wasn´t supposed to be matched- let alone with a human. That certain someone wasn´t supposed to be on the list to begin with. It was against the company policy / the law. Yet, the match was inevitable.

I will stop right there because I´d hate to spoil the story for you. Just know that we´re dealing with a gorgeous God, a frightening Venus and, of course, LOVE.

What I liked alot about this story was that it wasn´t a overly sappy lovestory. There were problems around every corner. People… or better… Cupids from all over were trying to prevent love from happening. I enjoyed the cat and mouse chase and above all- Venus. It was awesome to read about Gods that bring love and desire and then reading about Venus * shiver *. Her role was not what I expected yet I totally welcomed the psycho behavior from the Goddess of love and beauty.

A fully recommendable read! `Cupid´s Match` is one of those stories you can´t put down.

The Cover- 5 stars ( I LOVE the simplicity of this cover. Love, love, L.O.V.E it.)

The Characters – 5 stars ( Great characters. From Lila to Cupid to Cal to Charlie…. even Venus… all were fantastic!)

The Story- 5 stars ( It´s a story well written and told. Totally catchy, exciting, and way cool )

My emotional state after finishing this story- I felt like the author hit me with one of Cupids arrows.

I´m giving `Cupid`s Match` by author L. E. Palphreyman 5 out of 5 stars

To read this story just click here and begin reading. It´s totally free. If you don´t have a Wattpad account yet then go ahead and invest just a few seconds to sign up. Trust me- if lazy me can do it, you can too!

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Bite the Bullet ( Vampire Cohorts #1) – Angela Louise McGurk

Book Description

Let me tell you what it was to be made vampire. It wasn’t birth. Birth implies pushing, tearing forth into the light, screaming. Becoming immortal was to be pulled, to be tugged irrevocably into darkness, and it was silent.

I should have fought, any person should fight, but my mind had been filled with a hazy calm which forbade any battle. Struggling had been the last thing on my mind, even when my bus arrived and my assailant waved it on, dismissing my last hope of escape.

Yet my lack of rebellion was far from the most unsettling part of the stranger’s control over me. The truth was that the man could’ve asked anything of me and I would’ve complied, but he didn’t need to vocalise his request. I knew instinctively what he wanted. I sighed and surrendered myself as he held me against his front in a lover’s embrace, tipping my head and willingly giving him access to my throat.

One day you’ll understand,” he whispered, his tone subdued. I’ve often wondered since if he was really talking to me. Perhaps he’d been talking to himself, persuading himself that one day I’d know and accept his reasons for what he’d planned for me. 

I wouldn’t. I couldn’t. Because when my fangs came in, my world altered irrevocably. It became somewhere dark, somewhere filled with murder and blood, where magic was sinister and where even my closest ally seemed more like an enemy… Even if he did make my heart skip a beat.

My Thoughts

Bite The Bullet: Vampire Cohorts Book 1 is the first installment in Angela McGurk´s vampire series. Angela McGurk is a Wattpad writer who went into selfpublishing.

This was my first time around with this writer and I was positively surprised.  After seeing the cover all over social media and hearing fabulous things about the story / characters I thought it´d give it a go.

The writing style was fun and the story was exciting. I mean- it isn´t every day I come across a vampire story that´s THAT seductive and gripping.

The story starts with Darcy ( Heroine ) realizing her life has been turned upside-down and is forced to live a new life she never wanted to be apart of. Darcy´s struggle to accept who, or what she turned into was well described and interesting. Especially when she was introduced to the man who was responsible for her change. Conn. Page after page a reader slowly finds out how Darcy copes with what was forced upon her and discovers ugly truths about her life along the way. Facts she never thought could be true to begin with.

It was a nice tale with lots of DRAMA ( a fine understatement ), that much I can say. Alot of scenes were predictable, but that didn´t bother me at all since the core of the story was good. The dialogue was sharp and quick ( often too quick ).

The characters in this book were very straight-forward and strong. Darcy was the typical strong-headed Heroine who didn´t put up with anything…and Conn ( the Sire of the Vamp group) was the typical God-like worrior / beautiful as hell Hero.

It was nice to read about a romance with a struggle ( Should Darcy love Conn? Should Conn let himself fall for Darcy? Should they, should they not? Will they have a future together, or will they go separate ways still feeling an unbelievable attraction to one another?)
As you can see…..this book is your everyday romance just with vampires.

 

What I didn´t like so much was Darcy´s attitude. Sure- she was a strong character but she was also very tiresome, provocative and irritating. I´m not sure if the author wanted Darcy´s character to be exactly like that or if that sort of character was the author’s idea of a fantastic Heroine.

There´s so much to write about this book and not enough time to explain each and every event. All I will and can say is that Bite The Bullet was cool and exciting ( Except for Darcy. She wasn´t cool.)

 

The cover – 3 stars ( It´s not bad, it´s just nothing near what I prefer.)

The story – 4 stars ( Good storytelling. )

The characters – 3 stars ( It seemed like the characters were only out to diss each other all the time. Too many quick comebacks that felt unnecessary)

My emotional state after finishing this book – Okay. Not thrilled nor disappointed. 

All in all a recommendable read. A must have for every vampire lover.

I give `Bite The Bullet`( book #1) by Angela Louise McGurk 3 out of 5 stars.

NOTE- Bite the Bullet is not available as a completed novel on Wattpad anymore. If you want to read book #1 you must purchase it through Amazon.com ( and / or other ). Book #2-#6 are currently available as completed stories on Wattpad. 

If you´d like to buy this book all you need to do is click here and start enjoying Darcy and Co.

Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them – Brittanie Charmintine

Book Description

“Everyone knows mermaid blood is like vampire crack …” Right before her senior year, mermaid Waverly Marie Fishwater’s parents inform her they’re moving to the Bay Area in Northern California. She’s to attend a cross-cultural experimental high school. The major problem is that it’s a vampire school, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack!

**A WATTYS 2014 AWARD WINNING STORY**

My Thoughts

Mermaids and vampires? Does that even work in a book? I can tell you- It´s possible. I couldn´t believe it myself. `Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them` by author Brittanie Charmintine is a breath of fresh air! I´ve read so many books from all kinds of genres and NEVER have I come across a story as unique and as compelling as this one. ( still amazed by how mermaids and vampires worked together )

After the eye-catcher cover I read the book description. I´ll be honest here- I had no clue what to think of what I saw. A beautiful cover, a title that said so much yet not enough, and then the description. Hmm. The fact that the book had won an award AND that it´s currently #2 in the Wattpad Vampire rankings did finalize my decision to read this story.

Let me just say – WOW! . From the beginning to the last page- EVERYTHING was exciting. The characters, the storyline, the details…. all sent me on a ride I will never forget.

Although this was more a Young Adult novel I enjoyed it immensely.

This story had so much to offer ( and SO much more ). To say I was surprised about the Vampires and Mermaids is an understatement- This author packed some more mythical figures into the mix which made this story one huge colorful piece of enjoyment. Are you looking for fairies in a story? Or maybe a werewolf? Hof about greek Gods? Search no more, they´re all in this book and make a wonderful lot.

What I loved most about `Mermaids and the Vampires who Love Them` was that there never was a slow moment. If it wasn´t Waverly doing something spectacular it was another character, showing their abilities and adding using them at the cross-cultural high school.

This was an exciting read that will most definitely make my „Top 10 List Of Awesome Reads“. A magical, mythical, lovable story about new beginnings, lies, truths, friendship, loyalty, and of course, love. 

Highly recommendable. YOU CANNOT MISS OUT ON THIS BOOK!

Cover- 5 stars ( it´sblue. I love blue. And a mermaids tail/ fin. Does this cover need more?)

Characters – 5 stars ( Wave, Pierce, Cupid & co. made my nights. Can´t ask for more.)

Story – 5 stars ( spectacular story telling. An AWESOME Young Adult read. Colorful storytelling…need I say more?)

My emotional state after reading this bookecstatic! Ready to dive into an ocean and fight off Sharks! 🙂

5 out of 5 splashing stars for Mermaids and the Vampires who Love Them, by the talented Brittanie Charmintine.

NOTE- This book is currently available on Wattpad FOR FREE.

If you want to read this book ( which you should do. You´ll love it. I promise´) then all you need to do is click here. Don´t forget to vote and comment.

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